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Season 1 · 2025 · #7 in the regular season

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Milking the Clock

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Finished 7th · #7 seed

  • wk 15 · ConsolationBeat Patrick168.20–160.84
  • wk 16 · ConsolationBeat Sam O119.26–82.50
  • wk 17 · 7th place gameBeat Mike124.52–103.76

Points for

1604.34

6th in the league

114.60 a week

Points against

1697.16

2nd toughest schedule

All-play record

77-77

vs every team, every week

Luck

-1.00

8th luckiest

6 wins vs 7.00 expected

Lineup efficiency

87.3%

6th most efficient

share of the best possible lineup

Left on bench

232.50

6th most left

Regular season numbers. Playoff games are in the chart and log below.

Week by week

The solid bar is what counted. The hatched part is what the best possible lineup would have added. The ink line is the opponent.

ScoredLeft on benchOpponent
050100150200WK 1LWK 2WWK 3LWK 4WWK 5LWK 6WWK 7WWK 8LWK 9LWK 10WWK 11LWK 12LWK 13LWK 14WCONSWCONSWCONSW
Every value is also listed in the week-by-week table below.

Game log

WkOpponentScoreOptimalLeftRank
1LaurenL97.82–106.32108.1210.3010/12
2KyleW145.28–119.36167.4822.202/12
3MikeL80.46–111.00102.2621.8012/12
4Sam OW128.70–115.66152.3023.604/12
5Sam BL139.22–152.42148.429.204/12
6PatrickW132.58–110.16150.8818.303/12
7BryanW159.44–93.26175.2415.802/12
8ChrisL123.16–144.48123.560.407/12
9ChandlerL101.20–152.38114.4013.209/12
10DrewW117.52–99.54118.521.006/12
11ArjunL82.24–137.70107.7225.4810/12
12LaurenL52.68–98.5681.6428.9612/12
13KyleL130.04–150.08141.3411.303/12
14MikeW114.00–106.24144.9630.967/12
15PatrickConsolationW168.20–160.84183.6015.401/12
16Sam OConsolationW119.26–82.50141.9622.705/12
17Mike7th place gameW124.52–103.76159.8235.305/12

Carrying the team

Most points in the starting lineup

  1. WRJa'Marr Chase15 starts290.00
  2. QBPatrick Mahomes13 starts272.62
  3. RBD'Andre Swift13 starts202.50
  4. TETyler Warren16 starts180.90
  5. WRJameson Williams13 starts151.40

Stuck on the bench

Most points scored from the bench

  1. WRStefon Diggs137.00
  2. RBRhamondre Stevenson104.30
  3. RBTony Pollard98.40
  4. QBTrevor Lawrence94.38
  5. WRJauan Jennings76.20

Under projection

Starters furthest below ESPN's projection

  1. RBTony Pollard77.90 vs 96.69-18.79
  2. WRStefon Diggs66.00 vs 83.53-17.53
  3. WRJameson Williams151.40 vs 166.01-14.61

Trophy shelf

Weekly honors, good and bad

  • WK 1Should have won optimal 108.12 vs 106.32
  • WK 3Low score 80.46
  • WK 7Massacre of the week won by 66.18
  • WK 12Low score 52.68
  • WK 15Top score 168.20

Best week

wk 7 · 159.44

Biggest win: by 66.18 over Bryan

Worst week

wk 12 · 52.68

Worst loss: by 55.46 to Arjun

Season 1 · 2025 · 17 games played