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Season 1 · 2025 · #11 in the regular season

Mike

RIP Skattebone

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Finished 8th · #11 seed

  • wk 15 · ConsolationBeat Drew154.22–79.20
  • wk 16 · ConsolationBeat Patrick160.58–122.38
  • wk 17 · 7th place gameLost to Ex103.76–124.52

Points for

1536.58

8th in the league

109.76 a week

Points against

1671.40

4th toughest schedule

All-play record

59-95

vs every team, every week

Luck

-1.36

9th luckiest

4 wins vs 5.36 expected

Lineup efficiency

84.3%

11th most efficient

share of the best possible lineup

Left on bench

286.44

3rd most left

Regular season numbers. Playoff games are in the chart and log below.

Week by week

The solid bar is what counted. The hatched part is what the best possible lineup would have added. The ink line is the opponent.

ScoredLeft on benchOpponent
050100150200WK 1LWK 2LWK 3WWK 4LWK 5LWK 6WWK 7WWK 8LWK 9LWK 10LWK 11LWK 12LWK 13WWK 14LCONSWCONSWCONSL
Every value is also listed in the week-by-week table below.

Game log

WkOpponentScoreOptimalLeftRank
1KyleL96.82–117.20134.9238.1011/12
2ChrisL77.74–97.38115.5437.8012/12
3ExW111.00–80.46149.6438.647/12
4ChandlerL120.80–137.48132.9012.108/12
5Sam OL92.26–131.36102.069.8012/12
6DrewW129.24–112.96163.5434.304/12
7Sam BW148.98–105.82150.481.503/12
8ArjunL89.92–107.16101.9212.0011/12
9PatrickL112.64–151.52128.1415.505/12
10LaurenL104.90–127.34120.5015.6010/12
11BryanL106.20–137.12125.9019.706/12
12KyleL115.32–134.36128.8213.508/12
13ChrisW124.52–117.24146.9222.404/12
14ExL106.24–114.00121.7415.508/12
15DrewConsolationW154.22–79.20166.2212.004/12
16PatrickConsolationW160.58–122.38169.388.802/12
17Ex7th place gameL103.76–124.52127.1023.346/12

Carrying the team

Most points in the starting lineup

  1. RBJames Cook III16 starts300.70
  2. QBMatthew Stafford13 starts278.96
  3. WRChris Olave15 starts256.60
  4. RBJosh Jacobs15 starts237.10
  5. WRA.J. Brown15 starts220.30

Stuck on the bench

Most points scored from the bench

  1. RBCam Skattebo84.90
  2. TET.J. Hockenson82.20
  3. WRChimere Dike73.80
  4. RBDevin Singletary72.20
  5. TEZach Ertz61.30

Under projection

Starters furthest below ESPN's projection

  1. RBJosh Jacobs237.10 vs 276.81-39.71
  2. TET.J. Hockenson30.60 vs 59.37-28.77
  3. WRA.J. Brown220.30 vs 237.01-16.71

Trophy shelf

Weekly honors, good and bad

  • WK 1Should have won optimal 134.92 vs 117.20
  • WK 2Low score 77.74
  • WK 2Should have won optimal 115.54 vs 97.38
  • WK 5Low score 92.26
  • WK 13Rostered the MVP A.J. Brown, 35.20
  • WK 14Should have won optimal 121.74 vs 114.00
  • WK 15Massacre of the week won by 75.02
  • WK 17Should have won optimal 127.10 vs 124.52

Best week

wk 7 · 148.98

Biggest win: by 43.16 over Sam B

Worst week

wk 2 · 77.74

Worst loss: by 39.10 to Sam O

Career

2 seasons in The Udder League.

All-time record

8-13

108.00 a week

Titles

0

none yet

Playoff trips

0

2-1 in the playoffs

Best finish

8th

2025

SeasonTeamRecordPFFinish
2026Mrs Minnesota4-3731.32#7 so far
2025RIP Skattebone4-101536.588th

Head to head, all time

Season 1 · 2025 · 17 games played