Season 2 · 2026 · #4 in the standings · won 3 straight
Lauren
Mrs. Wisconsin
4-3 W L L L W W W
Three straight wins and the top score of the week
4-3 with the third-most points and the best player in the league. The bench is quieter than it was, and the should-have-won losses are starting to look like a bad first month instead of a habit.
The story. Lauren beat Kyle 137.66 to 133.72, the top score of the week against the second-highest, for her third straight win. She is 4-3 with 864.10 points, third in the league, and a 44-33 all-play record. Luck rates +0.00, exactly even, after the three should-have-won losses in weeks 2 through 4. She has averaged 126.53 over the three-game streak.
What's working. Jaxon Smith-Njigba scored 31.3, the top receiver score in the league this week, and has 196.16 for the season, the most by any player in the league by 25.16 over Jahmyr Gibbs. Bucky Irving went 24.0 and has 109.60, Javonte Williams 21.5 and 130.50, Ollie Gordon 17.3 at FLEX. She left 8.54 on the bench this week, her cleanest lineup of the season.
The problem. Still the bench, but less of it. Matthew Stafford has 92.78 on the bench, DK Metcalf 54.70, Woody Marks 52.40. A.J. Brown has 19.10 on a 42.84 projection as a starter and scored 7.8 this week. Harrison Butker kicked for 3.0 and the 49ers D/ST scored 1.0 with the Steelers (9.0) sitting behind it. Efficiency is 85.7 percent, eighth.
What to watch. Week 8 is Val, who averages 28.99 fewer points and has a 16-61 all-play record. The biggest gap on the board. A fourth straight win would put her at 5-3 with a schedule that has already thrown the hard part at her.
Then: 9 Bryan · 10 Arjun · 11 Chandler · 12 Sam O · 13 Chris · 14 Drew
Points for
864.10
123.44 a week
Points against
837.34
All-play record
44-33
vs every team, every week
Luck
+0.00
4 wins vs 4.00 expected
Lineup efficiency
85.7%
share of the best possible lineup
Left on bench
144.16
Week by week
The solid bar is what counted. The hatched part is what the best possible lineup would have added. The ink line is the opponent.
Game log
Carrying the team
Most points in the starting lineup
- WRJaxon Smith-Njigba7 starts196.16
- RBJavonte Williams7 starts130.50
- RBBucky Irving7 starts109.60
- QBJordan Love5 starts95.76
- TETucker Kraft7 starts71.20
Stuck on the bench
Most points scored from the bench
- QBMatthew Stafford92.78
- WRDK Metcalf54.70
- RBWoody Marks52.40
- RBKyle Monangai51.50
- WRDontayvion Wicks32.90
Under projection
Starters furthest below ESPN's projection
- WRA.J. Brown19.10 vs 42.84-23.74
- WRDJ Moore36.30 vs 49.69-13.39
- DST49ers D/ST10.00 vs 17.94-7.94
Trophy shelf
Weekly honors, good and bad
- WK 1Top score 152.08
- WK 2Rostered the MVP Jaxon Smith-Njigba, 42.50
- WK 2Should have won optimal 140.38 vs 119.72
- WK 3Should have won optimal 124.46 vs 117.66
- WK 4Should have won optimal 146.78 vs 146.08
- WK 5Bench of the week 82.3 on the bench
- WK 5Game of the week won by 0.30
- WK 7Top score 137.66
Best week
wk 1 · 152.08
Biggest win: by 52.82 over Sam O
Worst week
wk 4 · 106.18
Worst loss: by 39.90 to Patrick
Career
2 seasons in The Udder League.
All-time record
12-9
112.19 a week
Titles
0
none yet
Playoff trips
1
0-3 in the playoffs
Best finish
6th
2025
Head to head, all time
Season 2 · 2026 · 7 games played