Season 2 · 2026 · #7 in the standings · won 1 straight

Mike

Mrs Minnesota

4-3 W W L L W L W

Scouting report · after week 7

Beat the highest-scoring team in the league with a 0.0 at FLEX

4-3 with the 11th-most points and the luckiest rating in the league at +2.09. Four wins by 25.98 combined, and this one came against Chandler with two zeros in the lineup.

The story. Mike beat Chandler 107.88 to 97.72 with a perfect lineup, 0.00 left on the bench, because the bench had 5.0 on it. Ted Hurst III started at FLEX and scored 0.0, the Jets D/ST scored 0.0, and it did not matter because Chandler had two starters on bye and scored the low score of the week. Mike is 4-3 with 731.32 points, 11th in the league, and a 21-56 all-play record that says he should have about 1.91 wins. Luck rates +2.09, the highest in the league by a margin. His four wins have come by 10.16, 4.66, 1.00 and 10.16.

What's working. CeeDee Lamb scored 24.4 and has 155.50 for the season, 21.26 percent of the team's points. Quinshon Judkins went 23.4 and has 79.70 in six starts, Emanuel Wilson 18.5, Jacoby Brissett 16.48 in his second start. His opponents have averaged 106.61 against him, the lowest in the league. Lineup efficiency is 87.6 percent, fifth.

The problem. The roster is 80.54 under projection for the season, second-worst in the league. Justin Jefferson scored 8.4 on an 18.51 projection and has 72.10 on 91.09. Hurts is on IR, Pittman and Etienne are on IR, and the FLEX was a player projected for 9.96 who scored nothing.

What to watch. Week 8 is Sam O, who averages 11.30 more and has faced the most points in the league. Mike just beat a team that averages 26.73 more than he does. Sam O averages 11.30 more, which is either good news or the end of the run.

Up next

Week 8 vs Sam O

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Then: 9 Chris · 10 Drew · 11 Patrick · 12 Sam B · 13 Arjun · 14 Kyle

Points for

731.32

11th in the league

104.47 a week

Points against

746.28

12th toughest schedule

All-play record

21-56

vs every team, every week

Luck

+2.09

1st luckiest

4 wins vs 1.91 expected

Lineup efficiency

87.6%

5th most efficient

share of the best possible lineup

Left on bench

103.10

8th most left

1 perfect lineup

Week by week

The solid bar is what counted. The hatched part is what the best possible lineup would have added. The ink line is the opponent.

ScoredLeft on benchOpponent
050100150200WK 1WWK 2WWK 3LWK 4LWK 5WWK 6LWK 7W
Every value is also listed in the week-by-week table below.

Game log

WkOpponentScoreOptimalLeftRank
1Sam BW114.52–104.36122.628.106/12
2ArjunW95.06–90.40120.5625.5010/12
3KyleL103.32–121.90119.6216.3010/12
4ValL110.22–111.86147.2237.0010/12
5BryanW107.60–106.60115.708.109/12
6LaurenL92.72–113.44100.828.1011/12
7ChandlerW107.88–97.72107.880.007/12

Carrying the team

Most points in the starting lineup

  1. WRCeeDee Lamb7 starts155.50
  2. QBJalen Hurts5 starts80.02
  3. RBQuinshon Judkins6 starts79.70
  4. WRJustin Jefferson5 starts72.10
  5. TETyler Warren5 starts69.90

Stuck on the bench

Most points scored from the bench

  1. WRJakobi Meyers48.70
  2. TETravis Kelce35.20
  3. WRKhalil Shakir34.80
  4. RBRachaad White33.10
  5. RBEmanuel Wilson27.00

Under projection

Starters furthest below ESPN's projection

  1. WRJustin Jefferson72.10 vs 91.09-18.99
  2. KCameron Dicker3.00 vs 20.95-17.95
  3. QBJalen Hurts80.02 vs 94.46-14.44

Trophy shelf

Weekly honors, good and bad

  • WK 2Game of the week won by 4.66
  • WK 4Should have won optimal 147.22 vs 111.86
  • WK 7Perfect lineup 0.00 left on the bench

Best week

wk 1 · 114.52

Biggest win: by 10.16 over Sam B

Worst week

wk 6 · 92.72

Worst loss: by 20.72 to Lauren

Career

2 seasons in The Udder League.

All-time record

8-13

108.00 a week

Titles

0

none yet

Playoff trips

0

2-1 in the playoffs

Best finish

8th

2025

SeasonTeamRecordPFFinish
2026Mrs Minnesota4-3731.32#7 so far
2025RIP Skattebone4-101536.588th

Head to head, all time

Season 2 · 2026 · 7 games played