Season 2 · 2026 · #7 in the standings · won 1 straight
Mike
Mrs Minnesota
4-3 W W L L W L W
Beat the highest-scoring team in the league with a 0.0 at FLEX
4-3 with the 11th-most points and the luckiest rating in the league at +2.09. Four wins by 25.98 combined, and this one came against Chandler with two zeros in the lineup.
The story. Mike beat Chandler 107.88 to 97.72 with a perfect lineup, 0.00 left on the bench, because the bench had 5.0 on it. Ted Hurst III started at FLEX and scored 0.0, the Jets D/ST scored 0.0, and it did not matter because Chandler had two starters on bye and scored the low score of the week. Mike is 4-3 with 731.32 points, 11th in the league, and a 21-56 all-play record that says he should have about 1.91 wins. Luck rates +2.09, the highest in the league by a margin. His four wins have come by 10.16, 4.66, 1.00 and 10.16.
What's working. CeeDee Lamb scored 24.4 and has 155.50 for the season, 21.26 percent of the team's points. Quinshon Judkins went 23.4 and has 79.70 in six starts, Emanuel Wilson 18.5, Jacoby Brissett 16.48 in his second start. His opponents have averaged 106.61 against him, the lowest in the league. Lineup efficiency is 87.6 percent, fifth.
The problem. The roster is 80.54 under projection for the season, second-worst in the league. Justin Jefferson scored 8.4 on an 18.51 projection and has 72.10 on 91.09. Hurts is on IR, Pittman and Etienne are on IR, and the FLEX was a player projected for 9.96 who scored nothing.
What to watch. Week 8 is Sam O, who averages 11.30 more and has faced the most points in the league. Mike just beat a team that averages 26.73 more than he does. Sam O averages 11.30 more, which is either good news or the end of the run.
Then: 9 Chris · 10 Drew · 11 Patrick · 12 Sam B · 13 Arjun · 14 Kyle
Points for
731.32
104.47 a week
Points against
746.28
All-play record
21-56
vs every team, every week
Luck
+2.09
4 wins vs 1.91 expected
Lineup efficiency
87.6%
share of the best possible lineup
Left on bench
103.10
1 perfect lineup
Week by week
The solid bar is what counted. The hatched part is what the best possible lineup would have added. The ink line is the opponent.
Game log
Carrying the team
Most points in the starting lineup
- WRCeeDee Lamb7 starts155.50
- QBJalen Hurts5 starts80.02
- RBQuinshon Judkins6 starts79.70
- WRJustin Jefferson5 starts72.10
- TETyler Warren5 starts69.90
Stuck on the bench
Most points scored from the bench
- WRJakobi Meyers48.70
- TETravis Kelce35.20
- WRKhalil Shakir34.80
- RBRachaad White33.10
- RBEmanuel Wilson27.00
Under projection
Starters furthest below ESPN's projection
- WRJustin Jefferson72.10 vs 91.09-18.99
- KCameron Dicker3.00 vs 20.95-17.95
- QBJalen Hurts80.02 vs 94.46-14.44
Trophy shelf
Weekly honors, good and bad
- WK 2Game of the week won by 4.66
- WK 4Should have won optimal 147.22 vs 111.86
- WK 7Perfect lineup 0.00 left on the bench
Best week
wk 1 · 114.52
Biggest win: by 10.16 over Sam B
Worst week
wk 6 · 92.72
Worst loss: by 20.72 to Lauren
Career
2 seasons in The Udder League.
All-time record
8-13
108.00 a week
Titles
0
none yet
Playoff trips
0
2-1 in the playoffs
Best finish
8th
2025
Head to head, all time
Season 2 · 2026 · 7 games played