Season 2 · 2026 · #10 in the standings · lost 2 straight
Kyle
Milk Destroyer
2-5 L L W L W L L
Scored 133.72, lost, and it was still the lineup
2-5 with the fifth-most points, a 41-36 all-play record, and the worst luck rating in the league at -1.73. Four should-have-won losses, the most in the league.
The story. Kyle scored 133.72, the second-highest score of the week, and lost to Lauren by 3.94. He is 2-5 with 828.20 points, fifth in the league, and a 41-36 all-play record that says he should have about 3.73 wins. He has two. Luck rates -1.73, the worst in the league, and his optimal lineup of 149.62 would have been the top score of the week. Four losses this season his best lineup would have won, the most in the league.
What's working. Trey McBride scored 27.1, the top tight end score in the league, and has 130.20 for the season. Jameson Williams went 26.1 on a 10.77 projection, Jared Goff 18.02, George Pickens 15.7, Brandon Aubrey 13.6. Jaylen Warren, in his first week on the roster, scored 16.7.
The problem. Isaiah Likely, in the lineup for the second straight week, scored 3.2 at FLEX while Cam Skattebo scored 19.1 on the bench, 15.9 more. Likely has 77.10 on the bench and now a 3.2 in the lineup; the timing has been perfect in the wrong direction. He left 15.90 on the bench this week, 144.68 for the season, fourth most, at 85.1 percent efficiency.
What to watch. Week 8 is Chandler, the highest-scoring team in the league, who averages 12.89 more and just had his own worst week. Kyle has the roster to score 130 again. He has not had the lineup to make it count.
Then: 9 Sam O · 10 Chris · 11 Drew · 12 Patrick · 13 Sam B · 14 Mike
Points for
828.20
118.31 a week
Points against
857.94
All-play record
41-36
vs every team, every week
Luck
-1.73
2 wins vs 3.73 expected
Lineup efficiency
85.1%
share of the best possible lineup
Left on bench
144.68
1 perfect lineup
Week by week
The solid bar is what counted. The hatched part is what the best possible lineup would have added. The ink line is the opponent.
Game log
Carrying the team
Most points in the starting lineup
- TETrey McBride7 starts130.20
- RBJonathan Taylor6 starts118.50
- WRGeorge Pickens7 starts97.50
- WRJameson Williams6 starts83.70
- QBJared Goff3 starts67.44
Stuck on the bench
Most points scored from the bench
- TEIsaiah Likely77.10
- QBJared Goff65.58
- RBJustice Hill35.40
- QBTyler Shough29.60
- WRDeebo Samuel Sr.24.50
Under projection
Starters furthest below ESPN's projection
- RBCam Skattebo51.30 vs 78.88-27.58
- KBrandon Aubrey59.40 vs 71.91-12.51
- DSTTexans D/ST11.00 vs 23.29-12.29
Trophy shelf
Weekly honors, good and bad
- WK 1Should have won optimal 142.60 vs 138.30
- WK 2Should have won optimal 135.28 vs 116.38
- WK 3Perfect lineup 0.00 left on the bench
- WK 4Should have won optimal 133.88 vs 132.78
- WK 7Should have won optimal 149.62 vs 137.66
Best week
wk 5 · 134.14
Biggest win: by 42.02 over Val
Worst week
wk 6 · 102.96
Worst loss: by 34.42 to Bryan
Career
2 seasons in The Udder League.
All-time record
14-7
121.74 a week
Titles
0
none yet
Playoff trips
1
1-1 in the playoffs
Best finish
3rd
2025
Head to head, all time
Season 2 · 2026 · 7 games played