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Season 1 · 2025 · #1 in the regular season

Kyle

Milk Destroyer

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Finished 3rd · #1 seed

  • wk 16 · SemifinalLost to Chandler111.30–160.00
  • wk 17 · 3rd place gameBeat Chris158.04–80.58

Points for

1728.28

3rd in the league

123.45 a week

Points against

1556.90

10th toughest schedule

All-play record

95-59

vs every team, every week

Luck

+3.36

1st luckiest

12 wins vs 8.64 expected

Lineup efficiency

88.1%

3rd most efficient

share of the best possible lineup

Left on bench

232.54

5th most left

Regular season numbers. Playoff games are in the chart and log below.

Week by week

The solid bar is what counted. The hatched part is what the best possible lineup would have added. The ink line is the opponent.

ScoredLeft on benchOpponent
050100150200WK 1WWK 2LWK 3WWK 4WWK 5WWK 6WWK 7LWK 8WWK 9WWK 10WWK 11WWK 12WWK 13WWK 14WSEMILCONSW
Every value is also listed in the week-by-week table below.

Game log

WkOpponentScoreOptimalLeftRank
1MikeW117.20–96.82132.2015.005/12
2ExL119.36–145.28150.5631.205/12
3Sam OW123.02–107.02150.4227.405/12
4Sam BW122.42–112.46133.7211.307/12
5PatrickW114.12–92.76129.1215.0010/12
6BryanW136.94–101.74150.9414.001/12
7ChrisL75.54–122.7699.3823.8412/12
8ChandlerW159.28–136.88163.384.101/12
9DrewW105.46–102.16126.3020.847/12
10ArjunW114.60–110.72129.2014.607/12
11LaurenW118.84–67.66131.8413.005/12
12MikeW134.36–115.32155.7621.404/12
13ExW150.08–130.04155.945.861/12
14Sam OW137.06–115.28152.0615.003/12
16ChandlerSemifinalL111.30–160.00127.9616.667/12
17Chris3rd place gameW158.04–80.58178.8420.801/12

Carrying the team

Most points in the starting lineup

  1. RBDerrick Henry15 starts256.90
  2. QBDrake Maye11 starts238.44
  3. RBKyren Williams15 starts230.40
  4. TETravis Kelce15 starts175.00
  5. WRAmon-Ra St. Brown7 starts146.70

Stuck on the bench

Most points scored from the bench

  1. QBJared Goff164.82
  2. TEHunter Henry149.20
  3. DSTSeahawks D/ST78.00
  4. QBJoe Flacco74.50
  5. WRCooper Kupp69.10

Under projection

Starters furthest below ESPN's projection

  1. WRDK Metcalf144.70 vs 167.92-23.22
  2. TEHunter Henry16.20 vs 31.14-14.94
  3. RBSaquon Barkley120.70 vs 134.58-13.88

Trophy shelf

Weekly honors, good and bad

  • WK 2Rostered the MVP Amon-Ra St. Brown, 39.20
  • WK 2Should have won optimal 150.56 vs 145.28
  • WK 6Top score 136.94
  • WK 7Low score 75.54
  • WK 8Top score 159.28
  • WK 12Bench of the week 65.6 on the bench
  • WK 13Top score 150.08
  • WK 17Top score 158.04
  • WK 17Rostered the MVP Derrick Henry, 45.60
  • WK 17Massacre of the week won by 77.46

Best week

wk 8 · 159.28

Biggest win: by 51.18 over Lauren

Worst week

wk 7 · 75.54

Worst loss: by 47.22 to Chris

Career

2 seasons in The Udder League.

All-time record

14-7

121.74 a week

Titles

0

none yet

Playoff trips

1

1-1 in the playoffs

Best finish

3rd

2025

SeasonTeamRecordPFFinish
2026Milk Destroyer2-5828.20#10 so far
2025Milk Destroyer12-21728.283rd

Head to head, all time

Season 1 · 2025 · 16 games played