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Season 1 · 2025 · #5 in the regular season

Chandler

ETienne Phone Home

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Runner-up · #5 seed

  • wk 15 · QuarterfinalBeat Sam B133.08–86.22
  • wk 16 · SemifinalBeat Kyle160.00–111.30
  • wk 17 · ChampionshipLost to Arjun138.40–147.50

Points for

1783.20

2nd in the league

127.37 a week

Points against

1690.02

3rd toughest schedule

All-play record

112-42

vs every team, every week

Luck

-2.18

11th luckiest

8 wins vs 10.18 expected

Lineup efficiency

85.0%

10th most efficient

share of the best possible lineup

Left on bench

315.16

1st most left

1 perfect lineup

Regular season numbers. Playoff games are in the chart and log below.

Week by week

The solid bar is what counted. The hatched part is what the best possible lineup would have added. The ink line is the opponent.

ScoredLeft on benchOpponent
050100150200250WK 1WWK 2WWK 3WWK 4WWK 5LWK 6WWK 7LWK 8LWK 9WWK 10WWK 11LWK 12WWK 13LWK 14LQFWSEMIWFINALL
Every value is also listed in the week-by-week table below.

Game log

WkOpponentScoreOptimalLeftRank
1PatrickW121.20–117.18147.1025.902/12
2BryanW112.78–102.02135.3422.566/12
3ChrisW137.02–99.62164.9227.902/12
4MikeW137.48–120.80143.986.501/12
5DrewL117.68–127.66128.1810.508/12
6ArjunW136.88–99.02161.1824.302/12
7LaurenL81.98–133.24130.2248.2411/12
8KyleL136.88–159.28136.880.003/12
9ExW152.38–101.20190.5038.122/12
10Sam OW131.40–97.12172.8041.402/12
11Sam BL132.52–138.18143.8211.304/12
12PatrickW156.54–151.32161.364.821/12
13BryanL98.66–105.30135.4436.788/12
14ChrisL129.80–138.08146.6416.844/12
15Sam BQuarterfinalW133.08–86.22133.080.005/12
16KyleSemifinalW160.00–111.30160.000.003/12
17ArjunChampionshipL138.40–147.50155.1016.703/12

Carrying the team

Most points in the starting lineup

  1. WRJaxon Smith-Njigba16 starts345.50
  2. RBDe'Von Achane16 starts322.80
  3. WRGeorge Pickens15 starts272.20
  4. RBTravis Etienne Jr.13 starts194.50
  5. TEBrock Bowers11 starts167.40

Stuck on the bench

Most points scored from the bench

  1. QBCaleb Williams141.32
  2. QBDaniel Jones94.06
  3. WRMichael Pittman Jr.72.10
  4. TEJuwan Johnson71.70
  5. RBBam Knight70.30

Under projection

Starters furthest below ESPN's projection

  1. QBDaniel Jones102.90 vs 135.96-33.06
  2. RBDe'Von Achane322.80 vs 346.30-23.50
  3. QBCaleb Williams160.28 vs 179.78-19.50

Trophy shelf

Weekly honors, good and bad

  • WK 1Game of the week won by 4.02
  • WK 2Game of the week won by 10.76
  • WK 3Bench of the week 92.4 on the bench
  • WK 4Top score 137.48
  • WK 5Should have won optimal 128.18 vs 127.66
  • WK 6Massacre of the week won by 37.86
  • WK 8Perfect lineup 0.00 left on the bench
  • WK 9Bench of the week 74.0 on the bench
  • WK 9Rostered the MVP Brock Bowers, 43.30
  • WK 11Should have won optimal 143.82 vs 138.18
  • WK 12Top score 156.54
  • WK 12Game of the week won by 5.22
  • WK 13Should have won optimal 135.44 vs 105.30
  • WK 14Should have won optimal 146.64 vs 138.08
  • WK 15Perfect lineup 0.00 left on the bench
  • WK 16Perfect lineup 0.00 left on the bench
  • WK 17Should have won optimal 155.10 vs 147.50

Best week

wk 12 · 156.54

Biggest win: by 51.18 over Ex

Worst week

wk 7 · 81.98

Worst loss: by 51.26 to Lauren

Career

2 seasons in The Udder League.

All-time record

12-9

128.65 a week

Titles

0

none yet

Playoff trips

1

2-1 in the playoffs

Best finish

2nd

2025

SeasonTeamRecordPFFinish
2026Watch out, Ladies4-3918.38#3 so far
2025ETienne Phone Home8-61783.202nd

Head to head, all time

Season 1 · 2025 · 17 games played