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Season 1 · 2025 · #10 in the regular season

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Caleb Nation

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Finished 11th · #10 seed

  • wk 15 · ConsolationLost to Ex160.84–168.20
  • wk 16 · ConsolationLost to Mike122.38–160.58
  • wk 17 · 11th place gameBeat Drew132.72–89.84

Points for

1669.38

4th in the league

119.24 a week

Points against

1705.46

1st toughest schedule

All-play record

81-73

vs every team, every week

Luck

-3.36

12th luckiest

4 wins vs 7.36 expected

Lineup efficiency

91.6%

2nd most efficient

share of the best possible lineup

Left on bench

152.48

11th most left

3 perfect lineups

Regular season numbers. Playoff games are in the chart and log below.

Week by week

The solid bar is what counted. The hatched part is what the best possible lineup would have added. The ink line is the opponent.

ScoredLeft on benchOpponent
050100150200250WK 1LWK 2WWK 3LWK 4LWK 5LWK 6LWK 7WWK 8LWK 9WWK 10LWK 11LWK 12LWK 13WWK 14LCONSLCONSLCONSW
Every value is also listed in the week-by-week table below.

Game log

WkOpponentScoreOptimalLeftRank
1ChandlerL117.18–121.20117.180.006/12
2DrewW123.38–108.60124.981.604/12
3ArjunL95.78–144.74116.7620.9810/12
4LaurenL125.96–127.78132.446.486/12
5KyleL92.76–114.1292.760.0011/12
6ExL110.16–132.58122.3012.147/12
7Sam OW169.26–103.62204.9235.661/12
8Sam BL93.66–109.8298.624.9610/12
9MikeW151.52–112.64151.520.003/12
10BryanL118.28–119.98126.087.805/12
11ChrisL103.14–105.30135.8032.668/12
12ChandlerL151.32–156.54152.321.002/12
13DrewW148.86–62.24160.2211.362/12
14ArjunL68.12–186.3085.9617.8412/12
15ExConsolationL160.84–168.20175.4014.562/12
16MikeConsolationL122.38–160.58144.8022.424/12
17Drew11th place gameW132.72–89.84168.3235.604/12

Carrying the team

Most points in the starting lineup

  1. RBBijan Robinson16 starts363.50
  2. TETrey McBride16 starts302.40
  3. WRDavante Adams14 starts222.90
  4. WRRashee Rice8 starts150.10
  5. RBQuinshon Judkins12 starts143.20

Stuck on the bench

Most points scored from the bench

  1. QBJaxson Dart131.96
  2. QBC.J. Stroud123.44
  3. TEDalton Schultz103.00
  4. QBBrock Purdy93.52
  5. RBZach Charbonnet65.30

Under projection

Starters furthest below ESPN's projection

  1. RBChase Brown58.40 vs 93.64-35.24
  2. RBQuinshon Judkins143.20 vs 174.16-30.96
  3. WRJerry Jeudy44.00 vs 71.48-27.48

Trophy shelf

Weekly honors, good and bad

  • WK 1Perfect lineup 0.00 left on the bench
  • WK 4Should have won optimal 132.44 vs 127.78
  • WK 5Perfect lineup 0.00 left on the bench
  • WK 6Rostered the MVP Bijan Robinson, 35.80
  • WK 7Top score 169.26
  • WK 7Bench of the week 106.0 on the bench
  • WK 9Perfect lineup 0.00 left on the bench
  • WK 10Should have won optimal 126.08 vs 119.98
  • WK 11Should have won optimal 135.80 vs 105.30
  • WK 13Massacre of the week won by 86.62
  • WK 14Low score 68.12
  • WK 15Bench of the week 92.3 on the bench
  • WK 15Should have won optimal 175.40 vs 168.20
  • WK 17Bench of the week 79.0 on the bench

Best week

wk 7 · 169.26

Biggest win: by 86.62 over Drew

Worst week

wk 14 · 68.12

Worst loss: by 118.18 to Arjun

Career

2 seasons in The Udder League.

All-time record

9-12

122.06 a week

Titles

0

none yet

Playoff trips

0

1-2 in the playoffs

Best finish

11th

2025

SeasonTeamRecordPFFinish
2026Caleb Nation5-2893.94#2 so far
2025Caleb Nation4-101669.3811th

Head to head, all time

Season 1 · 2025 · 17 games played