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Season 2 · 2026 · Week 7 in the books

Weekly recaps, awards, and the receipts on every lineup decision you regret.

Latest recap · October 27, 2026

Week7

Watch Out, Ladies

Chandler renamed the team Watch out, Ladies and lost to Mrs Minnesota, Chris took first place from Patrick, and five of the six losers would have won with their best lineup.

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This week · Week 8

Preview and picks →
  • Mike vs Sam Opick Sam O
  • Patrick vs Drewpick Patrick
  • Sam B vs ChrisGOTWpick Sam B
  • Lauren vs Valpick Lauren
  • Chandler vs Kylepick Chandler
  • Arjun vs Bryanpick Bryan

Wk 7 high

137.66

Lauren

Wk 7 MVP

Tony Pollard

Val · 36.50

Points leader

918.38

Chandler

Luckiest

+2.09

Mike · over expected

The table · through week 7

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  1. 1ChrisMaye I touch Ur Little Flower?6-1821.46
  2. 2PatrickCaleb Nation5-2893.94
  3. 3ChandlerWatch out, Ladies4-3918.38
  4. 4LaurenMrs. Wisconsin4-3864.10
  5. 5DrewDrewa Lipa4-3798.34
  6. 6Arjunthe M. Washingtons B. Robinsons4-3793.32
  7. 7MikeMrs Minnesota4-3731.32
  8. 8Sam BHugh Jass Construction, LLC.3-4849.82
  9. 9BryanMr Wisconsin3-4794.24
  10. 10KyleMilk Destroyer2-5828.20
  11. 11Sam OMr. Minnesota2-5810.40
  12. 12ValTuten and Bo-otin1-6661.16

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