Maye Day

All four Mr. and Mrs. teams lost, Chandler finally got paid for a perfect lineup, and Chris named his team after Drake Maye and Drake Maye scored 3.76. Two teams are 3-0, two are 0-3, and the MVP finally played for a winner.

🔥 Game of the Week: Drewa Lipa 117.66, Mrs. Wisconsin 112.26

Decided by 5.40, and it was a head-to-head between the two best players of the week. Jahmyr Gibbs went 41.4 for Drew. Jaxon Smith-Njigba went 35.36 for Lauren, which gives JSN 104.06 points in three weeks for a team that is 1-2. Gibbs won the duel because Lauren's lineup lost the war: DK Metcalf put up 12.1 on the bench while Dontayvion Wicks started and scored 5.2, and the Steelers D/ST (4.0) sat behind a 49ers D/ST that scored 0.0. Lauren's optimal lineup was 124.46, which beats Drew's 117.66. Drew, meanwhile, got 17.46 from Josh Allen, 3.8 from Dalton Kincaid and 3.8 from Jalen Coker, and left 35.40 on his bench: Juwan Johnson scored 23.3 at TE and Terry McLaurin scored 19.7, neither of them in the lineup. Lauren has the best receiver in the league and a 1-2 record.

💀 Massacre of the Week: ram my derrick 155.16, Maye I touch Ur Little Flower? 90.36

A 64.80-point beatdown and the season high. Chandler played a perfect lineup in Week 1 and lost. He played another one this week (0.00 left on the bench) and scored 155.16. Sam Darnold went 27.66 on a 15.82 projection, Garrett Wilson 26.7, Derrick Henry 21.9, Luther Burden 19.8, and kicker Spencer Shrader kicked for 19.7. Chandler is also rostering three QBs now, which puts him in the club with Patrick and Bryan. On the other side, Chris (formerly Christopher's Daring Team) renamed his team after Drake Maye, and Drake Maye scored 3.76 on an 18.64 projection. Omarion Hampton 5.6, Rhamondre Stevenson 6.8, and the Patriots D/ST that scored 20 last week put up 0.0. Shrader alone outscored Maye, Hampton and Stevenson combined (16.16). Kittle (26.2) and Christian Watson (22.6) tried. Chris was 2-0 by a combined 6.28 points. The luck ran out all at once.

🔁 Caleb Nation 134.08, Mr Wisconsin 80.54

The Week 1 recap noted that Bryan sat Mahomes (21.66) behind Burrow (14.16). This week he flipped it: Mahomes started and scored 15.94, Burrow sat and scored 22.58. Bryan also benched a Vikings D/ST that scored 19.0 for a Chiefs D/ST that scored 7.0, and left Keenan Allen's 18.3 on the bench. He left 40.04 points sitting, the most in the league, and scored 80.54, the lowest in the league, 38.03 under projection. Colston Loveland put up 7.1, which brings Bryan's starting TE to 8.4 points on the season. Trey Smack kicked for 1.0. Bryan is 0-3. Patrick is 3-0, and did it with a league-high 106.1 on the bench again: Michael Wilson 25.9, Kenyon Sadiq 23.5, Trevor Lawrence 19.78, Dak 18.94. His optimal lineup was 170.28. Brock Purdy (31.28) and Harold Fannin Jr. (24.1 on a 9.79 projection) were plenty.

🚧 Hugh Jass 136.94, Tuten and Bo-otin 116.24

Val scored 116.24, her best week of the season and 32.01 over her own average, and she started Bhayshul Tuten (17.0) this time. Progress. Still lost. De'Von Achane got hurt and gave her 1.7 on a 19.42 projection, which is just bad luck. The rest is not: Jordan Addison scored 20.0 on the bench while Mike Evans (12.4) played FLEX, and Wan'Dale Robinson added 18.7 on the bench next to him. Val's optimal lineup was 143.84, which beats Sam B's 136.94. Harrison Mevis, who kicked for 1.0 in Week 1, went 17.9. Drake London went 28.4. Sam B got 27.6 from Brock Bowers at FLEX, plus 21.6 from CMC, 21.0 from Tee Higgins and 20.6 from Jaylen Warren, and left just 1.90 on the bench. The Eagles D/ST went -1.0 and it did not matter. Sam B has won two straight.

🏷️ the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons 131.34, Mr. Minnesota 117.68

Arjun (formerly Big arj and the jr. b.'s) renamed his team after the M. Washingtons and the B. Robinsons. Mike Washington Jr. scored 11.4 on his bench. Malik Washington scored 11.1 on his bench. Brian Robinson Jr. scored 11.0 on his bench. The only namesake who started was Bijan Robinson, and he went 35.3, so the naming committee picked the right B. Robinson. Jeremiyah Love added 21.9 in the FLEX. Jaylen Waddle went 6.4 after a 1.2 in Week 1, and Terrance Ferguson got hurt and gave him 1.9. Sam O got 24.8 from Ja'Marr Chase, 21.8 from Kyren Williams and 20.7 from Davante Adams, and C.J. Stroud gave him 11.68 at QB. The Bengals D/ST scored 0.0. Sam O left only 5.70 on the bench and still lost by 13.66. Clean lineup, not enough team.

🥛 Milk Destroyer 121.90, Mrs Minnesota 103.32

Kyle lost the first two weeks with rosters that should have won. This week he played a perfect lineup (0.00 left on the bench) and got his first W. He also started Tyler Shough (23.8) over Jared Goff (19.36 on the bench), which was the right call, a week after the Goff sit cost him. Trey McBride 16.5, Deebo 15.4, George Pickens 15.2, Texans D/ST 10.0. Jonathan Taylor went 9.2 on a 20.62 projection and it did not matter. Mike went 18.09 under projection: Justin Jefferson 5.2 on an 18.26 projection, Jalen Hurts 12.62, and Travis Etienne got hurt and gave him 9.0. Jakobi Meyers scored 19.4 on the bench. Cameron Dicker is gone. Evan McPherson kicked for 11.8, nearly four times Dicker's two-week total. Mike is 2-1 with 312.90 points, the third-lowest total in the league. The luck is running out.

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🏆 Week 3 Awards

• Top scoreram my derrick in your porta, 155.16 (season high)
• Low scoreMr Wisconsin, 80.54
• MVPJahmyr Gibbs, 41.4 (Drewa Lipa). The MVP won for the first time this season, and he did it head-to-head against the runner-up.
• Top QBBrock Purdy, 31.28 (Caleb Nation)
• Top WRJaxon Smith-Njigba, 35.36 (Mrs. Wisconsin, in a loss)
• Top TEBrock Bowers, 27.6 (Hugh Jass)
• Kicker of the weekSpencer Shrader, 19.7 (ram my derrick)
• Bust of the weekDrake Maye, 3.76 on an 18.64 projection. He is in the team name.
• Bench of the weekCaleb Nation, 106.1 points. Second time in three weeks.
• Worst sitJoe Burrow, 22.58 on Mr Wisconsin's bench behind Mahomes' 15.94
• Perfect lineup clubram my derrick and Milk Destroyer, 0.00 left each. Both won this time.
• Should have wonTuten and Bo-otin and Mrs. Wisconsin both beat their opponent with an optimal lineup

📊 Standings

3-0: Drewa Lipa (404.84), Caleb Nation (386.76)

2-1: the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons (368.10), Hugh Jass Construction, LLC. (357.68), Maye I touch Ur Little Flower? (324.40), Mrs Minnesota (312.90)

1-2: ram my derrick in your porta (394.36), Mrs. Wisconsin (378.34), Mr. Minnesota (343.56), Milk Destroyer (333.90)

0-3: Mr Wisconsin (310.28), Tuten and Bo-otin (252.70)

Drew is 3-0 and has left 103.10 points on his bench. Imagine if he tried.