Season 2 · 2026 · #1 in the standings · won 4 straight
Chris
Maye I touch Ur Little Flower?
Formerly Christopher's Daring Team (wks 1-2)
6-1 W W L W W W W
Alone in first, with the sixth-most points
6-1 after beating Patrick head to head. Four straight wins, Drake Maye carrying it, and a +1.91 luck rating that says the record is about two wins ahead of the roster.
The story. Chris beat Patrick 118.24 to 112.02 for first place and is 6-1, alone at the top, with four straight wins. He has 821.46 points, sixth in the league, and a 45-32 all-play record that says he should have about 4.09 wins. He has six. Luck rates +1.91, second only to Mike. The record is real and so is the gap behind it.
What's working. Drake Maye scored 27.44 and has 138.46 in seven starts, 16.86 percent of the team's points. Zay Flowers went 27.7 and has 106.80 in five starts. Rhamondre Stevenson scored 22.5 a week after 3.6. Christian Watson has 96.80, George Kittle 83.30. He left 8.80 on the bench this week, his second-cleanest lineup of the season.
The problem. The kicker and the defense. Dominic Zvada scored 1.0 and the Patriots D/ST -1.0, and Mark Andrews went 5.3 at FLEX while Hunter Henry scored 14.1 on the bench. Kirk Cousins has 75.24 on the bench, Stefon Diggs 69.40, Henry 67.60. Omarion Hampton has 57.50 on an 80.16 projection, Chase Brown 74.80 on 96.44.
What to watch. Week 8 is Sam B, who has a 47-30 all-play record to Chris's 45-32, averages 4.05 more, and has the worst luck in the bottom half of the table. The numbers say Sam B is the better team. The numbers have said that about most of Chris's opponents.
Then: 9 Mike · 10 Kyle · 11 Val · 12 Bryan · 13 Lauren · 14 Chandler
Points for
821.46
117.35 a week
Points against
765.02
All-play record
45-32
vs every team, every week
Luck
+1.91
6 wins vs 4.09 expected
Lineup efficiency
87.0%
share of the best possible lineup
Left on bench
123.18
Week by week
The solid bar is what counted. The hatched part is what the best possible lineup would have added. The ink line is the opponent.
Game log
| Wk | Opponent | Score | Optimal | Left | Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bryanas Christopher's Daring Team | W114.32–113.76 | 145.92 | 31.60 | 7/12 |
| 2 | Laurenas Christopher's Daring Team | W119.72–114.00 | 152.68 | 32.96 | 4/12 |
| 3 | Chandler | L90.36–155.16 | 99.58 | 9.22 | 11/12 |
| 4 | Sam O | W124.76–110.38 | 144.36 | 19.60 | 4/12 |
| 5 | Arjun | W143.26–83.60 | 151.76 | 8.50 | 3/12 |
| 6 | Drew | W110.80–76.10 | 123.30 | 12.50 | 6/12 |
| 7 | Patrick | W118.24–112.02 | 127.04 | 8.80 | 4/12 |
Carrying the team
Most points in the starting lineup
- QBDrake Maye7 starts138.46
- WRZay Flowers5 starts106.80
- WRChristian Watson6 starts96.80
- TEGeorge Kittle5 starts83.30
- RBChase Brown6 starts74.80
Stuck on the bench
Most points scored from the bench
- QBKirk Cousins75.24
- WRStefon Diggs69.40
- TEHunter Henry67.60
- RBKenny Gainwell39.00
- WRChristian Watson32.70
Under projection
Starters furthest below ESPN's projection
- RBOmarion Hampton57.50 vs 80.16-22.66
- RBChase Brown74.80 vs 96.44-21.64
- KDominic Zvada1.00 vs 11.34-10.34
Trophy shelf
Weekly honors, good and bad
- WK 1Game of the week won by 0.56
- WK 2Bench of the week 78.2 on the bench
- WK 5Rostered the MVP Drake Maye, 39.46
- WK 5Massacre of the week won by 59.66
- WK 6Massacre of the week won by 34.70
Best week
wk 5 · 143.26
Biggest win: by 59.66 over Arjun
Worst week
wk 3 · 90.36
Worst loss: by 64.80 to Chandler
Career
2 seasons in The Udder League.
All-time record
15-6
116.25 a week
Titles
0
none yet
Playoff trips
1
1-2 in the playoffs
Best finish
4th
2025
| Season | Team | Record | PF | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Maye I touch Ur Little Flower? | 6-1 | 821.46 | #1 so far |
| 2025 | Christopher's Daring Team | 9-5 | 1619.78 | 4th |
Head to head, all time
Season 2 · 2026 · 7 games played