London Calling

Val needed 12.97 from Drake London on Monday night and got 14.60, Arjun got 35.40 from Bijan and Pitts to run down Kyle, and four of the six losers would have won with their best lineup. Again. Patrick is the last unbeaten team, Drew is not, and the picks went 3-3.

🔥 Game of the Week: Tuten and Bo-otin 111.86, Mrs Minnesota 110.22

Decided by 1.64, on a Monday night, by a receiver who was projected for 16.73 and scored 14.60. Val's first win of the season, and she earned it: T.J. Hockenson went 24.9 on a 9.05 projection, she left just 3.80 on the bench, and Bhayshul Tuten started again (11.1). Mike had CeeDee Lamb's 41.30, the second-best score in the league this week, and wasted it. Emanuel Wilson scored 27.0 on his bench while Isaiah Davis started at RB and scored 0.0. Khalil Shakir (13.2) sat behind Jakobi Meyers (6.3). Travis Kelce went 3.5. Mike's optimal lineup was 147.22, which would have beaten Val by 35.36. Instead he is 2-2, has lost two straight, and has the 11th-most points in the league. The schedule finally stopped covering for him.

💀 Massacre of the Week: Caleb Nation 146.08, Mrs. Wisconsin 106.18

Patrick by 39.90, and he is the only 4-0 team in the league. Kenneth Walker (30.9), Puka Nacua (27.7) and Chuba Hubbard (25.9) did it while Rashee Rice started and scored 0.0 on a 14.9 projection, Trevor Lawrence (13.08) started at QB with Brock Purdy (19.62) and Dak (18.10) on the bench, and 81.3 points sat behind them. Patrick has won his four games by a combined 169.30. Lauren is the harder story. Her optimal lineup was 146.78. Patrick scored 146.08. Kyle Monangai scored 28.0 on her bench, Ollie Gordon 18.0, while DJ Moore (2.7) and Bucky Irving (6.1) started. That is three straight losses her best lineup would have won, and she is 1-3 with the fifth-most points in the league.

🌙 Monday Night: the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons 132.78, Milk Destroyer 123.48

Kyle was done at 123.48 on Sunday. Arjun trailed by 26.10 with Bijan Robinson and Kyle Pitts left, needed 26.11, and got 35.40: Bijan 27.70, Pitts 7.70. Brian Robinson Jr., the other B. Robinson, scored 25.70 on the bench, so the team name went 1 for 2. Kyle is now 1-3, and this was the third game this season his optimal lineup (133.88) would have won. Isaiah Likely (13.6) sat behind Trey McBride (10.1), Roman Wilson (16.4) sat behind Cam Skattebo (7.6). The margin was 9.30. The bench had 61.6.

🧢 Mr Wisconsin 130.06, Hugh Jass Construction 118.28

Bryan's first win, his best score of the season, and the week's best performance: Tetairoa McMillan, 45.20 on a 15.85 projection. Will Reichard kicked for 20.0. Bryan also started a third different quarterback in four weeks, Bryce Young (21.46), while Joe Burrow scored 23.72 on the bench and Mahomes 17.00. Alvin Kamara (22.8) and RJ Harvey (19.3) sat too. Bryan left 49.86 on the bench, the most in the league this week, and his optimal lineup of 179.92 would have been the season high. He won anyway. Sam B needed 31.39 from Chris Olave on Monday night and got 19.60. Tee Higgins (26.7) and Brock Bowers (20.6) were good, Romeo Doubs (23.8) was good on the bench, and Sam B's optimal lineup (139.18) would have won by 9.12.

🍼 Maye I touch Ur Little Flower? 124.76, Mr. Minnesota 110.38

Drake Maye scored 26.16, the top QB score in the league, one week after the recap pointed out he had 21.60 in three games. Zay Flowers added 25.8 and George Kittle 17.0. Chris did it with DeVonta Smith starting at FLEX, projected for 0.0, scoring 0.0, and Kirk Cousins scoring 22.6 on the bench. Chris is 3-1 with the ninth-most points in the league and a 22-22 all-play record. Sam O got 36.7 from Kyren Williams, the top RB score of the week, and 23.08 from C.J. Stroud, and lost because Ja'Marr Chase went 5.7 on a 20.43 projection and the rest of the receivers added 10.5. Sam O is 1-3 and has faced more points than anyone in the league.

🐏 ram my derrick in your porta 124.64, Drewa Lipa 92.12

The game of the week by the preview went the way the preview said. Chandler is 2-2 with the best all-play record in the league (34-10) and did it starting Marcus Mariota (5.34) over Sam Darnold (13.32). Sam LaPorta went 22.4, Malik Nabers 23.2, Spencer Shrader kicked for 17.4. Drew's first loss was the lowest score in the league. Nico Collins went 30.8 and nobody else cleared 18.52. Terry McLaurin started at FLEX projected for 0.0 and scored 0.0. Juwan Johnson scored 11.9 on the bench behind Dalton Kincaid's 1.7. Drew has left 129.90 points on his bench this season, the most in the league, and his lineup efficiency is 79.3 percent, last.

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🏆 Week 4 Awards

• Top scoreCaleb Nation, 146.08
• Low scoreDrewa Lipa, 92.12
• MVPTetairoa McMillan, 45.20 (Mr Wisconsin, in a win)
• Top RBKyren Williams, 36.7 (Mr. Minnesota, in a loss)
• Top TET.J. Hockenson, 24.9 (Tuten and Bo-otin)
• Kicker of the weekWill Reichard, 20.0 (Mr Wisconsin)
• Bust of the weekRashee Rice, 0.0 on a 14.9 projection (Caleb Nation)
• Bench of the weekMr Wisconsin, 95.9 points
• Worst sitEmanuel Wilson, 27.0 on Mrs Minnesota's bench while Isaiah Davis started and scored 0.0
• Should have wonMrs. Wisconsin, Milk Destroyer, Hugh Jass and Mrs Minnesota. Four of six losers beat their opponent with an optimal lineup, same as Week 2.
• Picks3-3. Chandler, Patrick and Arjun came in. Sam O, Sam B and Mike did not.

📊 Standings

4-0: Caleb Nation (532.84)

3-1: the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons (500.88), Drewa Lipa (496.96), Maye I touch Ur Little Flower? (449.16)

2-2: ram my derrick in your porta (519.00), Hugh Jass Construction, LLC. (475.96), Mrs Minnesota (423.12)

1-3: Mrs. Wisconsin (484.52), Milk Destroyer (457.38), Mr. Minnesota (453.94), Mr Wisconsin (440.34), Tuten and Bo-otin (364.56)

Start the running back who is going to play. Especially you, Mike.