One Seventy-Six

Chandler set the season high and ended Patrick's unbeaten run, two games were decided by a combined 1.30, and the picks went 2-4. The league averaged 125.44, the highest of the season, and Arjun scored 83.60 anyway.

🔥 Game of the Week: Mrs. Wisconsin 128.48, Hugh Jass Construction 128.18

Decided by 0.30. Lauren got 31.5 from Bucky Irving, 25.28 from Jordan Love and 22.8 from JSN, and she won it with Matthew Stafford (27.32) and a 49ers D/ST (20.0) sitting on her bench behind Love and a Steelers D/ST that scored 1.0. She left 27.04 on the bench and won anyway, which after three straight should-have-won losses is a trade she will take. Sam B got 36.8 from Jaylen Warren, the second-best RB score of the week, 25.28 from Jacoby Brissett and 23.0 from Brock Bowers, and lost because Tee Higgins went 4.2, Romeo Doubs 2.6 and Chris Olave 8.6. J.K. Dobbins scored 15.4 on his bench. His optimal lineup was 144.48, 16.00 more than Lauren scored. That is two losses this season his roster should have won, and he has lost two straight.

💀 Massacre of the Week: Maye I touch Ur Little Flower? 143.26, the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons 83.60

By 59.66. Drake Maye scored 39.46, the best score by anyone this week, and Christian Watson 32.30. The two of them had 71.76. Arjun's entire lineup had 83.60, the lowest score in the league, and the lineup was not the problem: his optimal was 98.50. Aaron Rodgers started at QB and scored 22.00, and the rest of the starters combined for 61.60. Carnell Tate 1.6, Jeremiyah Love 2.2, Jaylen Waddle 4.8, Bears D/ST -2.0. The defending champion is 3-2 with the ninth-most points in the league and a 28-27 all-play record. Chris is 4-1 and second in the table with a 31-24 all-play record and the second-luckiest rating in the league (+1.18). Both of those things are true.

🚀 ram my derrick in your porta 176.56, Caleb Nation 121.52

The season high by 21.40, over Chandler's own 155.16 from week 3, and Patrick's first loss. Jayden Daniels scored 32.26 in his first start of the season, Malik Nabers 29.10, Garrett Wilson 23.40, James Cook 22.80 on Monday night, Derrick Henry 21.00, Sam LaPorta 19.80, and Spencer Shrader kicked for 21.30. Chandler left 1.90 on the bench. He has won three straight, has the most points in the league (695.56) and a 45-10 all-play record, and his luck rating is still the worst in the league at -1.09, because the two losses came by 28.60 and 5.18. Patrick got 37.70 from Puka Nacua and started Dak Prescott (12.64) while Trevor Lawrence scored 21.74 on the bench. Lawrence has 73.78 on the bench this season. Harold Fannin went 1.4. Patrick is 4-1 and still first.

🌙 Monday Night: Mr. Minnesota 158.54, Drewa Lipa 124.70

Sam O's best score of the season, and the first Monday night that went to the leader. Drew trailed by 26.34 and needed 26.35 from Josh Allen and Dalton Kincaid, who delivered 34.20. Sam O's two, Kyren Williams and Davante Adams, delivered 41.70. Jason Myers kicked for 25.0, the top kicker score in the league, Chase went 19.70, Stroud 20.94, Braelon Allen 18.60 at FLEX, and Sam O left 4.90 on the bench. Drew got 37.70 from Gibbs, 30.50 from Allen and 30.40 from Parker Washington, three 30-point starters, 98.60 between them, and lost by 33.84, because David Montgomery scored 1.1, Kincaid 3.7, the Commanders D/ST 3.0, and Cairo Santos kicked for 0.0. MarShawn Lloyd (16.7), Blake Corum (16.2) and Samaje Perine (15.8) all outscored Montgomery from the bench. Drew has left 157.50 on the bench this season, the most in the league, has lost two straight, and has the lowest lineup efficiency in the league. The preview said this one was not a lock.

🥛 Milk Destroyer 134.14, Tuten and Bo-otin 92.12

Kyle won by 42.02 with George Pickens (28.0), Jared Goff (28.94) and Trey McBride (21.6) in the lineup, and with Isaiah Likely scoring 32.4 on the bench, the top tight end score in the league this week, behind Deebo Samuel's 2.5 at FLEX. Likely has 77.10 points on Kyle's bench this season. The Texans D/ST added 15.0 from the bench. Kyle left 36.60 sitting and his optimal lineup was 170.74. Val got 26.3 from Mike Evans and 18.8 from Drake London, needed 44.03 from Harrison Mevis on Monday night, and got 2.0. Bo Nix went 7.92. She is 1-4.

🧀 Mrs Minnesota 107.60, Mr Wisconsin 106.60

By 1.00. Mike won with the Jets D/ST (18.0), Tyler Warren (21.4) and Justin Jefferson (18.8), and despite CeeDee Lamb going 2.9 on a 19.13 projection, the biggest bust in the league this week. Khalil Shakir scored 11.0 on the bench behind Jakobi Meyers' 5.7, which was the difference between a 1.00 win and a comfortable one. Mike is 3-2 with the 11th-most points in the league and a 15-40 all-play record, and his luck rating is +1.64, the highest in the league by a lot. Bryan finally started Joe Burrow (24.60) and got 20.3 from Matthew Golden and 16.9 from Will Reichard, left just 2.20 on the bench, the cleanest lineup he has set all year, and lost because RJ Harvey scored 0.7, TreVeyon Henderson 4.8 and Colston Loveland 3.9. His optimal lineup was 108.80. He is 1-4.

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🏆 Week 5 Awards

• Top scoreram my derrick in your porta, 176.56 (season high)
• Low scorethe M. Washingtons B. Robinsons, 83.60
• MVPDrake Maye, 39.46 (Maye I touch Ur Little Flower?, in a win). Second straight week the MVP won.
• Top RB and top WRJahmyr Gibbs and Puka Nacua, 37.70 each (Drewa Lipa and Caleb Nation, both in losses)
• Top TEIsaiah Likely, 32.4 (on Milk Destroyer's bench)
• Kicker of the weekJason Myers, 25.0 (Mr. Minnesota)
• Bust of the weekCeeDee Lamb, 2.9 on a 19.13 projection (Mrs Minnesota, in a win)
• Bench of the weekMrs. Wisconsin, 82.3 points, in a 0.30 win
• Worst sitIsaiah Likely, 32.4 on Milk Destroyer's bench while Deebo Samuel started at FLEX and scored 2.5
• Near-perfect lineup clubram my derrick (1.90 left) won by 55.04. Mr Wisconsin (2.20 left) lost by 1.00.
• Should have wonHugh Jass and Mr Wisconsin
• Picks2-4 this week, 5-7 on the season. Chandler and Kyle came in. Arjun, Drew, Sam B and Bryan did not.

📊 Standings

4-1: Caleb Nation (654.36), Maye I touch Ur Little Flower? (592.42)

3-2: ram my derrick in your porta (695.56), Drewa Lipa (621.66), the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons (584.48), Mrs Minnesota (530.72)

2-3: Mrs. Wisconsin (613.00), Mr. Minnesota (612.48), Hugh Jass Construction, LLC. (604.14), Milk Destroyer (591.52)

1-4: Mr Wisconsin (546.94), Tuten and Bo-otin (456.68)

Isaiah Likely has 77.10 points on Kyle's bench. Kyle, he is allowed to play.