Strange Days

Chandler renamed the team after his tight end and won by 1.42, Drew scored 76.10 with 41.30 on the bench, and Bryan posted the top score of the week with Amon-Ra and Burrow on bye. Bye week hit, the league averaged 109.76, the lowest of the season, and three of the six losers would have won with their best lineup.

🔥 Game of the Week: ram my derrick in your strange 125.10, Hugh Jass Construction 123.68

Decided by 1.42. Chandler (formerly ram my derrick in your porta) renamed the team for Brenton Strange, who scored 9.40, and won with Malik Nabers (28.5), James Cook (24.3) and Jayden Daniels (21.0), 73.8 between the three of them, while Derrick Henry scored 5.0 on an 18.30 projection and the Rams D/ST 2.0. He left 4.00 on the bench. Four straight wins, 820.66 points, the most in the league by 38.74 over Patrick. Sam B got 30.7 from Christian McCaffrey, the top score by anyone this week, and 25.7 from Germie Bernard at FLEX on a 9.89 projection, 56.4 from the two of them, and lost because Jameis Winston scored 6.48 at quarterback on a 17.78 projection. Justin Herbert had 8.76 on the bench, J.K. Dobbins 13.6 behind Jaylen Warren's 9.8. His optimal lineup was 129.76, 4.66 more than Chandler scored. That is three straight losses and three this season his roster should have won. Second-best lineup efficiency in the league, and the misses keep landing on the one week it matters.

💀 Massacre of the Week: Maye I touch Ur Little Flower? 110.80, Drewa Lipa 76.10

By 34.70. Drew scored 76.10, the low score of the week, 48.60 less than he scored a week ago, with Gibbs on bye and Tre Tucker scoring 26.7 on his bench, the second-best receiver score in the league. Jalen Coker added 15.7 and Blake Corum 14.0 from the same bench, 56.4 from those three, while MarShawn Lloyd (1.0), Terry McLaurin (3.7, got hurt) and George Holani (8.0) started and scored 12.7. Drew left 41.30 on the bench, the most of anyone this week, and his optimal lineup of 117.40 beats Chris by 6.60. Three straight losses. He has now left 198.80 on the bench this season. Chris did not need much: Drake Maye 23.8, DeVonta Smith 20.5, George Kittle 17.9, with Rhamondre Stevenson scoring 3.6 and Kirk Cousins (18.52), Stefon Diggs (16.4) and Hunter Henry (14.8) all on the bench. Chris left 12.50 sitting and is 5-1 and tied for first. The Wednesday preview moved the pick to Chris because Gibbs was on bye. Drew made it look easy.

🧀 Mr Wisconsin 137.38, Milk Destroyer 102.96

The top score of the week, from a 1-4 team with Amon-Ra St. Brown and Joe Burrow on bye. Bryan got 22.4 from Matthew Golden, 18.5 from Colston Loveland (3.9 last week), 18.7 from Tyler Bass, the top kicker score in the league, and 16.2 from Keenan Allen at FLEX, 75.8 from those four, plus 14.9 from Alvin Kamara and 14.6 from RJ Harvey (0.7 last week). He started Patrick Mahomes (10.48) while Bryce Young scored 19.84 on the bench, 9.36 more, which is the third quarterback on a three-quarterback roster outscoring the starter again. Bryan beat his own projection by 34.26, the biggest overperformance of the week. Kyle finally started Isaiah Likely, who scored 23.9, the top tight end score in the league, and Tyler Shough went 26.96 and Jonathan Taylor 21.1, 71.96 from the three. He lost by 34.42 anyway because Cam Skattebo scored 0.0, Brandon Aubrey kicked for 1.0, and the Texans D/ST scored -2.0 while the Browns D/ST scored 10.0 on his bench. Kyle left 15.90 on the bench and dropped to 2-4. The pick was Kyle.

🏈 Caleb Nation 127.56, Mr. Minnesota 95.60

Caleb Nation played the owner of Caleb Williams and won by 31.96. Caleb scored 16.50 for Sam O while C.J. Stroud scored 22.98 on his bench, 6.48 more. Kyren Williams scored 9.7 on a 21.02 projection, Davante Adams 6.9 and got hurt, the Jaguars D/ST -2.0, and Chase, Breece Hall and Aaron Jones were all unavailable. Sam O's optimal lineup was 102.08, so there was no version of this he wins. He has faced 781.88 points this season, the most in the league, and is 2-4 with the fifth-most points scored. Patrick ran it: Kenneth Walker 27.9, D'Andre Swift 23.0, Chuba Hubbard 19.1, 70.0 from the backfield. Trevor Lawrence scored 27.34 on the bench, the top quarterback score in the league this week, behind Brock Purdy's 17.36. Lawrence has 101.12 on Patrick's bench this season. Harold Fannin went 1.9. Patrick left 15.58 sitting, 63.6 on the bench total, and is 5-1 and first.

👑 Mrs. Wisconsin 113.44, Mrs Minnesota 92.72

Mrs. beat Mrs. by 20.72. Lauren got 25.4 from Jaxon Smith-Njigba, 20.24 from Jordan Love, 12.4 from Harrison Butker and 11.0 from the Steelers D/ST, and left 14.60 on the bench, with DK Metcalf scoring 20.3 there while A.J. Brown started and scored 5.7, a 14.6 swing, and Matthew Stafford 16.88 behind Love. Bucky Irving went 6.9 on a 16.06 projection. She is 3-3 and back to .500 with the fourth-most points in the league. Mike started Jacoby Brissett with Hurts and Jefferson out of the lineup and got 6.92, and Emanuel Wilson scored 5.2 on a 14.87 projection, 12.12 from the two of them. Rachaad White (15.7) and Pierre Strong (11.7) were the backfield that showed up. CeeDee Lamb went 16.0, the Jets D/ST 3.0. His optimal lineup was 100.82, so the lineup was fine and the roster was not, again. Mike is 3-3 with a 16-50 all-play record, and his three wins are still by 10.16, 4.66 and 1.00. The schedule stopped being generous.

🐂 the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons 110.72, Tuten and Bo-otin 101.10

Arjun won by 9.62 with Kyle Pitts (23.0 on an 8.69 projection), Carnell Tate (19.0), the Chiefs D/ST (14.0) and Aaron Rodgers (16.02), while Bijan Robinson scored 7.3 on a 22.99 projection, the biggest bust in the league this week. Omar Cooper Jr. scored 22.3 on Arjun's bench on a 2.11 projection, 15.9 more than Jaylen Waddle (6.4) in the lineup. Arjun left 17.30 on the bench and is 4-2 after the 83.60. Val got 24.7 from Bhayshul Tuten, who is in the team name, and 23.1 from Michael Penix, 47.8 between them, and lost because Denzel Boston scored 2.5, Tyler Higbee 4.2, Blake Grupe 4.4 and Tony Pollard 7.6 while Dameon Pierce scored 15.0 on the bench, 7.4 more than Pollard. Her optimal lineup was 113.60, 2.88 more than Arjun scored. Val is 1-5 with a should-have-won loss, and 101.10 was 8.14 over her season average.

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🏆 Week 6 Awards

• Top scoreMr Wisconsin, 137.38
• Low scoreDrewa Lipa, 76.10
• MVPChristian McCaffrey, 30.7 (Hugh Jass Construction, in a loss). The MVP lost for the first time since week 2.
• Top QBTrevor Lawrence, 27.34 (Caleb Nation's bench). Top starting QB: Tyler Shough, 26.96 (Milk Destroyer, in a loss)
• Top WRMalik Nabers, 28.5 (ram my derrick in your strange)
• Top TEIsaiah Likely, 23.9 (Milk Destroyer, in the lineup this time)
• Kicker of the weekTyler Bass, 18.7 (Mr Wisconsin)
• Bust of the weekBijan Robinson, 7.3 on a 22.99 projection (the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons, in a win)
• Bench of the weekDrewa Lipa, 65.1 points, in a 76.10 loss
• Worst sitTre Tucker, 26.7 on Drewa Lipa's bench while MarShawn Lloyd started and scored 1.0
• Goose eggsCam Skattebo 0.0, Texans D/ST -2.0, Jaguars D/ST -2.0
• Near-perfect lineup clubram my derrick in your strange (4.00 left) won by 1.42
• Should have wonHugh Jass, Drewa Lipa and Tuten and Bo-otin. Three of six losers beat their opponent with an optimal lineup.
• Streak watchChandler has won four straight, Chris three. Drew and Sam B have lost three straight.
• Picks5-1 this week, 10-8 on the season. Chris, Patrick, Chandler, Lauren and Arjun came in. Kyle did not.

📊 Standings

5-1: Caleb Nation (781.92), Maye I touch Ur Little Flower? (703.22)

4-2: ram my derrick in your strange (820.66), the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons (695.20)

3-3: Mrs. Wisconsin (726.44), Drewa Lipa (697.76), Mrs Minnesota (623.44)

2-4: Hugh Jass Construction, LLC. (727.82), Mr. Minnesota (708.08), Milk Destroyer (694.48), Mr Wisconsin (684.32)

1-5: Tuten and Bo-otin (557.78)

Drew has left 198.80 points on his bench this season. Tre Tucker would like a word.