Watch Out, Ladies

Chandler renamed the team Watch out, Ladies and lost to Mrs Minnesota, Chris took first place from Patrick, and five of the six losers would have won with their best lineup. Drew won with eight starters. Bryan won with the top quarterback score in the league on his bench. The Mrs. teams went 2-0.

🔥 Game of the Week: Drewa Lipa 100.58, the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons 98.12

Decided by 2.46, and Drew did it with an empty D/ST slot. The Cowboys D/ST scored 4.0 on his bench while nobody started at defense, and he won anyway. With Josh Allen on bye, Geno Smith started and scored 23.48, Tre Tucker finally got into the lineup and scored 21.3 at FLEX, Gibbs 17.3, Blake Corum 17.1, Cairo Santos 15.2, 94.38 from those five. Nico Collins (2.6), Jalen Coker (1.9) and Juwan Johnson (1.7) scored 6.2 between them. Drew left 8.80 on the bench, his cleanest week of the season, and the streak ends at three. Arjun got 21.6 from Ashton Jeanty and 17.2 from Bijan, started Tyler Huntley at quarterback for 15.12, and lost because Omar Cooper Jr. scored 22.5 on his bench for the second straight week, on an 8.04 projection, while Malik Washington started at FLEX and scored 6.5. Devaughn Vele had 16.4 on the bench behind Jaylen Waddle's 8.8, and the Chiefs D/ST scored -1.0. Cooper has 44.8 on Arjun's bench in two weeks. Arjun's optimal lineup was 121.72, 21.14 more than Drew scored. That is the biggest should-have-won gap of the week, and it went to the team whose preview blurb said one of these two sets a lineup.

💀 Massacre of the Week: Hugh Jass Construction 122.00, Mr. Minnesota 102.32

The Sam Bowl, by 19.68. Sam B got 26.8 from Tee Higgins, 22.0 from Christian McCaffrey and 19.0 from Jonathan Taylor, who was on Kyle's roster a week ago, 67.8 from the three, and snapped his three-game losing streak. He also started Kyler Murray (13.90) while Bo Nix, who was on Val's roster a week ago, scored 26.18 on his bench, 12.28 more, and the Panthers D/ST scored -3.0. He left 21.18 sitting, 69.7 on the bench total, the most in the league this week. Sam O got 22.12 from Caleb Williams, who outscored C.J. Stroud (16.52) for once, 19.4 from Braelon Allen, 18.1 from Kyren Williams and 17.2 from Ja'Marr Chase, and lost because Aaron Jones scored 3.6, Xavier Worthy 4.1 and the Titans D/ST 0.0. His optimal lineup was 105.42. He was the only loser this week whose best lineup would not have won. Sam O has lost two straight and is 2-5.

👑 Maye I touch Ur Little Flower? 118.24, Caleb Nation 112.02

First place changed hands by 6.22. Drake Maye scored 27.44, Zay Flowers 27.7, 55.14 between them, and Rhamondre Stevenson went 22.5 a week after 3.6. Dominic Zvada kicked for 1.0, the Patriots D/ST scored -1.0 and Mark Andrews 5.3 at FLEX, and it did not matter. Chris left 8.80 on the bench with Kirk Cousins (20.40) and Hunter Henry (14.1) sitting, has won four straight, and is 6-1 and alone in first with the sixth-most points in the league. Patrick got 21.8 from Puka Nacua and 19.0 from D'Andre Swift, started Brock Purdy (12.02) while Dak Prescott scored 23.28 on the bench, 11.26 more, and started the Broncos D/ST (3.0) while the Seahawks (9.0) and Bengals (8.0) sat behind it. Three quarterbacks and three defenses on one roster, and the wrong one started at both spots. Kenneth Walker scored 9.7 on a 19.10 projection. Patrick's optimal lineup was 130.18, 11.94 more than Chris scored. He is 5-2 and second.

🐏 Mr Wisconsin 109.92, Tuten and Bo-otin 103.38

Bryan won by 6.54 with Bryce Young at quarterback scoring 5.42 while Joe Burrow scored 28.88 on his bench, the top quarterback score in the league this week, 23.46 more. That is the third time in five weeks the three-quarterback roster has had the wrong one in the lineup, and Burrow now has 91.36 on the bench. Amon-Ra St. Brown scored 24.2 at FLEX, Colston Loveland 19.9, the Vikings D/ST 11.0. Saquon Barkley scored 15.1 on the bench. Bryan left 30.56 sitting, 67.9 on the bench, and his optimal lineup was 140.48, which would have been the top score of the week. He has won two straight. Val got 36.5 from Tony Pollard, the top score by anyone this week on a 13.81 projection, and 19.6 from Drake London, 56.1 between them, with Tuten on bye and Bo Nix on a different roster, so the team name is now two players who did not score for her. Roschon Johnson scored 1.3 while Dameon Pierce scored 11.8 on the bench, 10.5 more, the Ravens D/ST scored -3.0, and Aaron Rodgers, in his first week on her roster, scored 13.08. Her optimal lineup was 114.28, 4.36 more than Bryan scored. Third should-have-won loss. She is 1-6 and has lost three straight.

🥛 Mrs Minnesota 107.88, Watch out, Ladies 97.72

Chandler (formerly ram my derrick in your strange) renamed the team Watch out, Ladies and then lost to Mrs Minnesota by 10.16. James Cook and Jayden Daniels were on bye, Deshaun Watson started and scored 18.22, Josh Jacobs 20.1, Luther Burden 23.7, and Derrick Henry scored 5.9 on an 18.03 projection, his second straight week under 6. Sam LaPorta went 2.8, Garrett Wilson 4.6, Spencer Shrader 3.3, the Rams D/ST 1.0. KC Concepcion (23.2) and Makai Lemon (19.7) scored 42.9 on the bench while Wilson and LaPorta scored 7.4 in the lineup. Chandler left 20.20 on the bench, his most of the season, scored 97.72, the low score of the week and 33.48 under his average, and his optimal lineup of 117.92 would have won by 10.04. The four-game streak is over. Mike scored 107.88 with a perfect lineup, 0.00 left on the bench, because the bench had 5.0 on it. Ted Hurst III started at FLEX and scored 0.0, the Jets D/ST 0.0, and Justin Jefferson 8.4 on an 18.51 projection. CeeDee Lamb 24.4, Quinshon Judkins 23.4 and Emanuel Wilson 18.5 scored 66.3 and that was enough. Mike is 4-3. His four wins have come by 10.16, 4.66, 1.00 and 10.16, 25.98 combined, and this one was against the highest-scoring team in the league.

🧀 Mrs. Wisconsin 137.66, Milk Destroyer 133.72

The top two scores of the week in the same game, 271.38 combined. Lauren got 31.3 from Jaxon Smith-Njigba, the top receiver score in the league, 24.0 from Bucky Irving, 21.5 from Javonte Williams, 76.8 from the three, and 17.3 from Ollie Gordon at FLEX. Harrison Butker kicked for 3.0 and the 49ers D/ST scored 1.0 while the Steelers scored 9.0 on the bench. She left 8.54 sitting, has won three straight, and is 4-3 with the third-most points in the league. Kyle got 27.1 from Trey McBride, the top tight end score in the league, 26.1 from Jameson Williams, 53.2 between them, 18.02 from Jared Goff, 16.7 from Jaylen Warren and 13.6 from Brandon Aubrey, and lost by 3.94 because Isaiah Likely, in the lineup for the second straight week, scored 3.2 at FLEX while Cam Skattebo scored 19.1 on the bench, 15.9 more. His optimal lineup was 149.62, 11.96 more than Lauren scored, which would have been the top score of the week. Fourth should-have-won loss. Kyle is 2-5. The pick was Lauren.

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🏆 Week 7 Awards

• Top scoreMrs. Wisconsin, 137.66
• Low scoreWatch out, Ladies, 97.72. First time Chandler has had it.
• MVPTony Pollard, 36.5 (Tuten and Bo-otin, in a loss)
• Top QBJoe Burrow, 28.88 (Mr Wisconsin's bench). Top starting QB: Drake Maye, 27.44 (Maye I touch Ur Little Flower?)
• Top WRJaxon Smith-Njigba, 31.3 (Mrs. Wisconsin)
• Top TETrey McBride, 27.1 (Milk Destroyer, in a loss)
• Kicker of the weekCairo Santos, 15.2 (Drewa Lipa), two weeks after a 0.0
• Bust of the weekNico Collins, 2.6 on a 16.68 projection (Drewa Lipa, in a win)
• Bench of the weekHugh Jass Construction, 69.7 points. Mr Wisconsin had 67.9.
• Worst sitJoe Burrow, 28.88 on Mr Wisconsin's bench while Bryce Young started and scored 5.42
• Perfect lineup clubMrs Minnesota, 0.00 left, with a 0.0 at FLEX and a 0.0 at D/ST. Won.
• Eight-man lineupDrewa Lipa, no D/ST started, Cowboys D/ST 4.0 on the bench. Won by 2.46.
• Goose eggsTed Hurst III 0.0, Jets D/ST 0.0, Titans D/ST 0.0, Panthers D/ST -3.0, Ravens D/ST -3.0
• Should have wonMilk Destroyer, Caleb Nation, Tuten and Bo-otin, Watch out, Ladies and the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons. Five of six losers beat their opponent with an optimal lineup, the most this season.
• Streak watchChris has won four straight, Lauren three. Val has lost three straight. Chandler's four-game run is over.
• Picks3-3 this week, 13-11 on the season. Lauren, Sam B and Bryan came in. Chandler, Patrick and Arjun did not.

📊 Standings

6-1: Maye I touch Ur Little Flower? (821.46)

5-2: Caleb Nation (893.94)

4-3: Watch out, Ladies (918.38), Mrs. Wisconsin (864.10), Drewa Lipa (798.34), the M. Washingtons B. Robinsons (793.32), Mrs Minnesota (731.32)

3-4: Hugh Jass Construction, LLC. (849.82), Mr Wisconsin (794.24)

2-5: Milk Destroyer (828.20), Mr. Minnesota (810.40)

1-6: Tuten and Bo-otin (661.16)

Bryan, you have three quarterbacks. Start the one who scores.